Having Sex with the Mother I Met on Tinder

In the United States they don’t mess around and for any stupid thing you end up in jail. This mature woman has a little problem because she is a kleptomaniac and can’t stop stealing clothes every time she goes shopping. Until now they had not caught her but it is normal that sooner or later they catch you. When the security guard took her to the detention room, he gave her two options: fix it by hook or by crook, that is, either she would fuck with him or she would directly call the police and they would take her into custody. What do you think was his decision?… obviously letting himself be fucked was undoubtedly the smartest thing to do.