You’re breaking my ass son!

As an excuse, it’s certainly a great one for a woman to say she’s afraid of thunder and that’s why she asks you to get into bed with her, but in reality, we all know it’s nothing more than a sham to get laid. You’d imagine how successful this guy was last night when he slept over at his divorced aunt’s house because she was the one who “assaulted” him in the middle of the night, telling him she couldn’t sleep and that she felt safer in bed with him. Obviously, the morbid incest sensation began to surface, and you should have seen how that ended.